Pencils: Craig Thompson
Inks: Craig Thompson
Colors: Craig Thompson
Letters: Craig Thompson
Cover Artist: Tsuneo Sanda

"What They Called Me" tells the story of a self-centered and self-absorbed man who spends some time among the Ewoks and Wookiees. He is so convinced of his own superiority that he belittles the Wookiees beliefs, forces television on the Ewoks, and offends everyone around him. What's funny about this story is that he is oblivious to everything around him, and actually believes he is doing a good thing.

This story was initially published in Star Wars Tales 5, and published that way it only included the portion of the story with the Ewoks. It was later published in Star Wars Gamer 4, and the author added more pages that included a visit to the Wookiees. I could probably fit this story into the timeline if I wanted to, but there is no way of telling where it would take place, and it doesn't really fit very well, so I will leave it as an Infinities story.